today, I thought my mother was trying to tell me that I looked like david bowie. but it turns out she was actually saying that I looked like a boy.
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I wish my grandfather would stop being so British. I don’t trust him or his aluminium.
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I wish I could go on an MTV reality show. I think it would be hilarious to stick someone with great conflict-resolution skills in a pot of drama.
I’d watch it.
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just had to talk my father out of sending an e-mail out to the whole department telling everyone to go fuck themselves.
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these things are so pretty i wanna cut one in half
I did once when I was 4 I think. I bit a liquid filled pill until it burst and it tasted terrible and I spit it into the sink. It was yellow.
omg i was gonna bite one the other day good thing i didnt if it tasted gross
yeah you could’ve died.
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these things are so pretty i wanna cut one in half
I did once when I was 4 I think. I bit a liquid filled pill until it burst and it tasted terrible and I spit it into the sink. It was yellow.
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